Tons of funny and stupid jokes! I don’t always insult entire nations, but when I do it’s with Trumped- up charges. Why isn’t it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States? Because it’s not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home! What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected ? Because her class was so bright! Who should be your best friend at school? What did the ghost teacher say to the class? Look at the board and I will go through it again. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? How is an English teacher ? How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb has to really want to change. What do you call a pig with three eyes? They’ve been around forever and you’ve heard them a million times, but hey, they’re timeless! Bless you and please cover your mouth next time! Will you stop, Dave?” So the supercomputer HAL pleads with the implacable astronaut Dave Bowman in a famous and weirdly poignant scene toward the end of Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A. Botany good stuff lately? Why did the dumb blonde scale the chain- link fence? To see what was on the other side. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? In case she locks the keys in her car. Antoine Dodson became an accidental star after a hilarious interview with the local news. And then somebody went an turned it into a song! Lyrics: He’s climbin’ in your windows He’s snatchin’ your people up Tryna rape em so y’all need to Hide your kids, hide your wife Hide your kids, hide ! Silly jokes that kids and adults can enjoy. We have short jokes, jokes for kids, one liners and more! Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy. Darwin Awards: At- Risk Survivors. The stupidity displayed by the participantsin the following tales stops short of the ultimatesacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.
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